reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting
backpat:

why would I get an iPhone when I have all these cool android emojis

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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2 weeks ago // 185,400 notes

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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2 weeks ago // 417,115 notes

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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2 weeks ago // 661,310 notes

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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2 weeks ago // 350,595 notes
insomniacinseattle:

Insta: samuellea_

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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3 weeks ago // 515,499 notes

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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3 weeks ago // 65,237 notes