iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via orgasm)


1 day ago // 101,978 notes

heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

(via laughing-llama)


1 day ago // 53,003 notes

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via hotboyproblems)


1 day ago // 285,314 notes

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via hotboyproblems)


1 day ago // 571,399 notes

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via hotboyproblems)


1 day ago // 163,372 notes

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via orgasm)


1 day ago // 422,571 notes
janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS
unstablerafter:

pls