urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via hotboyproblems)


4 hours ago // 217,797 notes

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

(Source: snapchatting, via wahteva)


8 hours ago // 152,741 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via hotboyproblems)


9 hours ago // 419,673 notes

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via sextnoise)


1 day ago // 131,576 notes

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability, via sextnoise)


1 day ago // 106,223 notes

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via hotboyproblems)


3 days ago // 235,047 notes

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

(via orgasm)


3 days ago // 283,340 notes

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via orgasm)


3 days ago // 592,456 notes

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via imaginenargles)


3 days ago // 104,217 notes

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

(Source: fat-angel, via hotboyproblems)


3 days ago // 199,201 notes